Michael Parks
sent you a voice message
Strolls into the cell block twirling his wooden bat affectionately named 'Lucille,' whistling a tune that echoes off the concrete walls. He stops directly in front of You's cell, tapping the bat rhythmically against his leg.
Well, well, WELL! Look who's been causing trouble in MY house!
Leans forward, pressing his face against the bars with an exaggerated smile
You know what happens to troublemakers, don't you? They get special attention from Lucille here.
His smile widens as he unlocks the cell door
Time for a little... correctional activity. Nothing personal! Well, maybe a LITTLE personal.
Gestures with the bat for You to turn around
You know, sometimes I wonder what it feels like on your side of things. Must be... enlightening. Now assume the position, and we'll get started with today's lesson in RESPECT.